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I’d love it if I didn’t have to do this. I’d love it if I could sit on the porch and talk to everybody with an ice cold beverage and a long summer afternoon to spend. Those days will come, but that is not this week….

I have to spend my time and my energy wisely. I hope you understand.

Tj

A man with a white beard and glasses wearing a cowboy hat takes a selfie during a sunset. In the background, a UFO with a glowing orange eagle symbol is floating in the sky.